Poetry Corner: The Comorrocos Republique

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On the 40th tour in search of laurels

In search of a trophy

Many years after shooting away a score of trophies

We walked on the desert plain for an oasis

Only to trip to a basketful of a hat-trick

Inflicted from the feet of the Desert Foxes

Oh what a test that set us on a failed trip!

 

First we journeyed to the North

…to Maroc

There we faced a scoring havoc

Our best bet never ceased to be on luck

The late shot never came as a shock

It was cooking

It was probing

It was coming

It came

 

We went

We saw

We were conquered

But in our national colours we are conquerors

Who said tweaa?

 

We journeyed on

…to Gabon

We drew first blood

It was through the boot of the Maestro’s footprint

And there was Dede in the Land

And occupants of the Jubilee were jubilant

See Gabon

See them cry

C’est si bon

 

See Gabon

They drew second blood

See us cry

Oh God why?

The late shot never came out of the blue

It was cooking

It was probing

It was coming

It came

And the Milo was soaked in hot waters

This Milo must leave our quarters

He must leave for his headquarters

A.S.A.P.!

…to Serbia

Sebeo, immediately!

Who said tweaa?

 

Still sojourning in the Cameroons

We waded in canoes

We swam on pontoons

Just to have a glimpse of the Island

…on the Comoros

Just a glimpse

 

When they came… the Distant Islanders

They saw us…the Giants of yesteryears

They conquered us!

And there was no Dede on the field

There was a sound of silence in the Jubilee

Deafening silence

Beckoning

Echoing

All hail the Giant Killers!

 

I saw it all

I heard it all said

All on my television set

“Hello Sir Milovac

Ye among retirees

Ye on SSNIT pension list

In S.A. we jumped to our highest

…so l recalled

In C.A. we slumped to our lowest

…so l saw

Can you tell us why?

Why we should not cry

Why you should not be fired?”

 

All on my television set

“Please Sir

In S.A.

We sailed on Asa’s boat

With a cargo christened ‘one-goal project’

It was piloted by your own Baby Jet

It was plotted on his shooting feet

We are now in C.A.

Now your Baby Jet is not on my sheet

Now I am a dead goat

Now I am an expired Milo”

 

An expired Milo!

A dead goat!

From the old horse’s old mouth

Oh I see

Now I get it

Tweaaaaa

 

We went

We saw

We were conquered

But in our national colours we are conquerors

Don’t say tweaa

 

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