Say as I say
Nay, nay, nay
Say nay to gay
Say to gay
To stop living gay
To start living straight
He shouted coarsely at an unnatural intercourse
He screamed
He fumed
His wrath pointed at an immoral course
He banged on the nearest table
He complained horribly terribly
His indignation was no imitation of another’s fury
He was morally angry
Angry because that man chose another man
Mad at those woman to woman
He shouted shame unto all the Homos
Shamed all the Lesbies
But held high the hands
That held the hands
Of another man’s wife in the dark
“For he shall be called a Heterosexual
He shall not be called a man so adulterous
Not even a man so promiscuous
For this reason
A man shall live with a wife
A man shall have many concubines
And he shall be so honoured
Now and evermore”
And the real man married a woman
With a touch as soft as a woman
He would never add a bone to his bone
Never!
He would welcome Eve as his wife
Then hang out with many wives
In King Solomon’s mines
The fleshes of soft fleshes
“No bones to my bones, please”
II
Sleaze, sleaze, sleaze!
He sneezed
Embezzlement, embezzlement, embezzlement!
He buzzed
Scandal, scandal, scandal!
He screamed
For he frowned at all the fraud formulated to a finish
He said he saw them stealing
And he was steaming hot with anger
He said all were pilfering
And he couldn’t hold his anger
He told them to stop filching
But he felt the only stranger
When he caught them in the act
He pointed accusing fingers
He rang loud alarm bells
He raised a voice to shout hoarse
For he would never be caught in that act
He would never sneak to steal from the coffers
Never!
He would only accept an offer to offer favour
…to those without merit
He would never formulate fraud with fraudsters
Never!
He would only facilitate for family and friends to find favour
…just so they benefit
He would never endeavour to embezzle from the purse
Never!
He would only endeavour to look the other way
As they fake facts and figures
…to reap unjust profit