Formula One
If you will love me
I will love you back
If you stretch to strike me down
I will strive to stress you up
If you deny me a place in the primary politicking
I will teach you a lesson in advanced arithmetic
I will let you count the numbers of your members
I will count my members in their numbers
If you ask me to walk away
I will not walk away alone
And we shall see why
We shall see why I should have been left alone
…in the primary poll
And we shall see how
We shall see how I will make it somehow
We shall see the error in your primary calculation
We shall see the blunder in your primary decision
If you add your voice to issue a threat
I will not cower nor beat a retreat
If you still carry out the threat
I will not sweat in my elementary shirt
Nor shake in my legislative chair
If you have your say
I will have my way
If you take me away from the numbers
I will take some away from your numbers
If you multiply my woes with a firm ord…derr
I will divide your joy some days later
If you despise me and my candour
I will despatch you among the next ex-gratia
When it’s time to choose who to stay
It will be time for me to have my say
When it’s time to install a new talkative
And to add to him some deputies
I will play the role of a chief executive
I will be a natural factor
…in the division of the legislature
When it’s time to select some to Major
I will add one to the number seven
To create a side to play as Minor
To set up an uneven agenda
I will let someone exit the chair after the fisticuffs
To prove I can push the Mike away from the caucuses
Away from the microphone and the gavel
…in the chamber where he rumbles
…in the conclave where he governs
Formula Two
If Sir Aaron spoke for Father Moses
And Grandmaster Alban spoke after Sir Aaron
What is the numerical strength of the Alban factor?
Calculate using Fomena’s Formula
Assuming the speed of Mon Ami Carlos is a constant factor
Leave your answer on the seat of Senorita Ursula
